The cheers that arose when 12 YEARS A SLAVE won Best Picture
were well deserved. I am proud the
Academy seemed to rally around this film in spite of its weak box office and
deeply distressing illumination of our nation’s embarrassing exploitation of Blacks.
The Academy membership is 94% Caucasian so this was also a
concern. Because it is a difficult film to watch I
worried whether it would even find an audience.
These thoughts shaped my early January thinking as I tried to balance my
personal opinions with what seemed likely to be manifest in the minds of
industry voters.
Perhaps a palette cleansing comedy like AMERICAN HUSTLE
would snare the gold. I was wrong.
The evening’s consensus represented a spot-on collection of
winners that, in my opinion, has seldom happened in Oscar’s past. Matthew McConaughey, Cate Blanchett, Lupita Nyong’o
and Jared Leto deserved their honors.
The Directors Guild awarded Alfonso Cuarón (GRAVITY) its
top prize, which is usually an indication of what film will win the Oscar. I nevertheless applauded the Best Director
gold going to Steve McQueen (12 YEARS A SLAVE).
I had been plugging for David O. Russell (AMERICAN HUSTLE) because
directing great comedy is really really difficult. Nevertheless the fact that
social, emotional and political issues dominated story lines was welcome.
HIGHS & LOWS: What they wore
1. Julia Roberts in a sad black Givenchy gown with a
matronly peplum and ill-fitting black lace that covered her plunging décolletage
with Victorian modesty. No tits. Yawn.
2. Will Smith
wearing a tux and open neck white shirt with scarf peaking out that seemed to
suggest -- ‘I’m just too cool and too important to be bothered with all this
dress up shit.’
3. Kevin Spacey in a smart blue Burberry tux, a nice relief
from tuxedo black, black, black.
4. Sally Field
looked matronly in a net embroidered long dress with short sleeves that looked
positively dowdy on camera. Alas.
5. Lupita Nyong’o
floated in pale blue Prada with a neckline that plunged to her navel. Here’s a young woman, flat chested as a boy,
who looked sexy and lady-like at the same time.
6. Anne Hathaway’s Gucci designed gown featured her chest
completely neutered with what looked like sparkling armor plating. That and her
closely cropped hair completed a decidedly butch look. Dull.
7. Bette Midler
showed up in a red floral Reem Acra gown that blended amusingly with the floral
red Oscar carpet. Remember her singing
“Gonna lay down on my bed of roses”? No,
not tonight, Bette, we’ll “walk all over you.”
8. Bradley Cooper
and Brad Pitt vied for wearing perfectly tailored tuxes. At last Brad wore
pants hemmed so they didn’t tumble 6 inches over his shoes.
9. Charlize Theron
in knockout Dior that parted as it swept over her left and right breast and
hung deliciously suspended just below each shoulder. This offered tension then release as the gown
descended into a sheer floating train that delicately offered an elegant
finale.
Enough with the frivolity.
Except for one note. Plastic
surgery victims included Goldie Hawn, Kim Novak and John Travolta. And one billion viewers wondered if maybe it
was just the lighting.
1. Ellen DeGeneres
delivered a funny and free flowing opening monologue that was scripted yet came
off spontaneous and even zany. It seemed to promise a great evening.
2. Jared Leto gave a
very moving acceptance speech upon receiving Best Supporting Actor for his
stunning performance as a transgendered prostitute in DALLAS BUYERS CLUB. He exceeded his 45 seconds but effectively
urged compassion for everyone to be allowed to love whomever they choose
without fear or prejudice. He was
graciously allowed to finish without being played off by the orchestra.
3. Pharrell Williams
sang a knockout HAPPY from Despicable Me 2 which brought the house down. Kids on stage and celebs in the front row
danced with him to create an opening number that will be remembered.
4. Boredom set in
during the next two hours until Lupita Nyong’o won Best Supporting Actress for
her wrenching performance in 12 YEARS A SLAVE. What radiance she brought to thank-you. The audience loved her.
5. DeGeneres asked the audience if they were hungry and ordered pizza. Sure enough a chap delivered 3 boxes and Ellen passed out slices much to everyone’s delight. Later she canvassed the audience to tip the delivery boy. She conned $200 from Harvey Weinstein. All Lupita could offer was her lip gloss, which Ellen immediately applied to her own lips!
6. Pink sang
Somewhere Over the Rainbow in a distinctively phrased version in honor of the
75th anniversary of the WIZARD OF OZ. Liza Minnelli, draped in an off-the-shoulder
electric blue schmatta and blue streak in her hair, seemed pleased but miffed
when Ellen said she made a convincing drag queen, then topped it off with
‘great job, sir’. It was funny to
everyone except Liza.
7. At 11:00 p.m.
(EST), it was 2.5 hours into the show and best Actress, Actor and Film had not
yet been awarded.
8. To add to the
tedium Bette Midler sang a sappy and draggy rendition of Wind Beneath My Wings
that seemed endless.
9. At last, Cate and
Matthew won Best Actor Awards and 12 YEARS A SLAVE received a thunderous
applause when it was announced as Best Picture.
Amen!
Bottom line? The
show was only fair. We needed more of
Ellen and a tighter evening where the awards of lesser interest to one billion
viewers are moved to an off-camera ceremony.
If the goal is to increase movie attendance, give us 2 zippy hours of
genuine broadcast
entertainment rather than 3.5 hours of drawn out of narrowcast self congratulations.